believe it or not, something so mundane (and gross) can be therapeutic. all it takes are rubber gloves and a little creativity.

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• there are things in life that you need to do. sometimes because no one else will.
• bigger is better. but big things can also have sharp pointy edges so be prepared to get hurt.
• when you need distraction, try doing something mechanical, a chore that doesn’t require you to think, just skillful hands.
• beheading is easy. all it takes is one quick pulling motion. it’s a little brutal and messy but it gets the job done.
• when you do something often enough, you develop a technique. it saves you a lot of time.

but out of all these, this is the most valuable lesson:

• make sure to clean up your mess after. if you don’t, it stinks.

yey. =)