Imagine how Darna feels. Yeah sure, she saves the world and gets all the credit.

But what if she was tired from the *KAPOW!* and *BLAG!* and kicking and punching the bad guys, and she just wanted to rest after a hard day’s work? (Of course Darna leads an awfully normal life minus the tights, and she’d probably have kids of her own) And then her pre-teenage son asks mommy to make plantsa his pants for the town fiesta, and little pigtail girl wants a glass of milk, and little boy blue on the floor wants kalong?

In her exasperation Mommy Darna screams, “Hindi ako si DARNA!” And with a dramatic puff of smoke, she turns back into her red star-studded bikini. Hay, a day in the life of a supermom.